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Monkey Fart Madness

Monkeys fart bananas at you. Fart them right back.

No ads No in-app purchases No tracking
Get it on the App Store iPhone & iPad ยท free ยท nothing to buy, ever

The whole game in one sentence

A branch full of monkeys moons you and parps bananas in your direction. Don't get hit โ€” and get them back. It's a dodge game built belly-laughs first, for kids and the adults laughing next to them.

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Fart back

Costs gas. A rising cloud that eats bananas on the way up and gasses any monkey it drifts into. Slow and wide โ€” you aim it by standing under them.

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Throw a banana

Costs ammo. Fast, auto-aimed, a reliable bonk. And the ammo comes from them: bananas that land in one piece become pickups.

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Jump, double jump, hover

Tap to fart-jump. Tap again mid-air to double jump. Or hold as you fall and ride your own gas down.

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Earn it, don't buy it

Bonk monkeys for Banana Coins, spend them on hats, fart colours and power-ups. Every unlock is earned by playing.

Four worlds, one tap apart

Each has its own art, its own fonts, its own music โ€” and its own fart voices.

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Loud!
Maximalist chaos
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Doodle
Crayon sketchbook
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Inkwell
1930s rubber-hose
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Plasticine
Handmade claymation

Know your monkeys

Machine-Gun Marmoset

Rapid bursts of tiny bananas.

Boomer Baboon

Charges up, then a wide black blast.

Sniper Chimp

A laser that tracks you, then locks red. Move!

Balloon Monkey

Floats out in the open. One hit and it POPS.

Baby Monkey

Tiny, squeaky, worth double bananas.

King Kong-a-Toot

The boss, in three telegraphed phases.

Built for a six-year-old

A promise, not a marketing line.
  • No ads. Not banners, not videos, not "watch to continue".
  • No in-app purchases. Nothing in this game costs real money, and nothing ever will.
  • No accounts, no sign-in, no chat โ€” and no links out of the app.
  • No tracking or analytics. The app has no networking code at all; your progress never leaves the device. See the privacy policy.
  • Free Play mode โ€” a no-fail sandbox where nothing can go wrong, for when a small player just wants to mess about.
  • Two control styles and an Easy mode with a genuinely gentler barrage, not just extra hearts.